Do You Measure Up?
March 21st, 2009 by Joanna
It’s time for all of my sissy boy worshippers to take a long, hard look at themselves. I’m always so amused when I get a Phone Sex call on Niteflirt from someone who thinks his five and a half inches will satisfy this Cuckoldress. So, I hereby proclaim today as “Do You Measure Up Day”. Be good little boys and everyone get out your rulers!! You may have to stroke those itty bitties a bit (like you already aren’t) to get them prepared! Once you’re as hard as you can be (and this is where I sigh in disappointment), take some measurements. These are my new guidelines in case some of you wanna-be studs need a wake up call! *Under 4 inches - Oh please…give it up and slip into some ruffly panties already! Who are you kidding??? *Between 4 and 6 inches - Oh my. You may be able to fool some inexperienced young girls who don’t know any better. I, however, do know better. Head for the nearest lingerie department and pick out something lacey…and maybe go buy yourself some knee pads while you’re at it. *6 or 7 inches - Hmmmmm…depending on the thickness, and whether or not hell has frozen over yet, in an emergency, this could possibly be considered a “maybe”. As soon as you are the last man left alive on the planet, I’ll call you. *7 to 8 inches - Ok…you would be the next to the last man on earth. *Over 8 inches…well, hello! I’m Joanna and I’m so very pleased to meet you. Please see someone in “Under 3 Inches” and we can get started!! *10 inches or better…How soon can you be here??? I have a whole fleet of panty clad sissies ready to service you and prepare you properly for me. They’re cum-hungry, so no need to worry about any mess! Isn’t that right, boys?? Now, I hope this clarifies things for all of you. Stop deceiving yourselves…if you don’t measure up, you know how you can best serve this Cuckoldress! So, put on your best pair of frillies and get dialing!
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