May 25th, 2008 by admin

From the looks of my mailbox, it seems you concave cocks need a lesson in humility. My

mailbox gets loaded down with pics of terrifically terrifying glimpses of dicks of the

miniature variety. You useless men know that in order to appear on My blog you must have at

least called Me and conversed with Me. Your small dicks appear on here because I’ve gotten

to know your ineptitude and inadequacies regarding woman, for Myself. The way to get your

dick featured on My blog is by regaling Me with stories by phone. You’ll have your own

stories to share when I am done humiliating your ridiculous appendage. I love talking to

cuckolds, sissies and panty boys. Tease and denial calls are my favorite. To measure whether

you are lacking in the equipment necessary to please a woman like Me, all you have to do is

look at Jerome’s cock in My last post. Do you measure up? MMmm..thought not. LOL

May 25th, 2008 by admin

Jim, my cuckold husband called from the office yesterday asking if I was free for dinner and

would I accompany him and a friend out. Why not? ! No plans on my agenda last night. I’m

getting bored with Jerome and merely keep him around to satisfy my overindulgence of big

cock. I dressed as I usually do for these things, in something ultra slinky, snug yet

tasteful. When I walked into the restaurant where I was to meet them, I did not immediately

see them. I looked around and when I spotted Jim and his submissive Casper Milquetoast

self…I groaned. LOL he’s so pathetic sometimes. BUT, the friend accompanying my cuckold…I

smiled a huge smile. I approached them as they both eyed me head to toe the way I like to be

looked at. Jim introduced Me to Andre and I knew right then and there that I HAD to have

him. He was dressed casually in jeans and a polo shirt, but what attracted Me most was the

obvious bulge showing in his pants. Tall, black and strong …a big buck indeed. MMMmmm, it

was all I could do to keep up with conversation.

We stood at the bar, while we waited for

our table and I can’t tell you how many times I brushed in front of him, intentionally

sliding my hip and then my open palm along that bulge. He measured up quite nicely and I

made sure he knew it.

Dinner was uneventful, but when we left, I invited Andre to the house for a drink as it was

clear to Me that he was plainly aware of his role in this scenario. I could also see the

look in my cock sucking husbands eyes, that eager look. LOL

I’ll skip the formalities because frankly they were quick as we were all aware of what was

going on here. When we were seated in my living room, I was seated beside Andre on the sofa,

rubbing my hand on his hard cock through his strained jeans. I called Jim over and told him

to kneel in front of Andre as I unzipped that rock hard black cock that was waiting for Me.

It popped out. I stroked it and said, “now THIS is a real cock, THIS was meant to be

enjoyed, over and over. That hamster dick of yours is but an atrophied version of this huge

piece of meat and I want you to worship this REAL COCK tonite ! ” and as I held that huge

cock by it’s base I guided it into Jim’s mouth and said “Open wide cocksucker, get it rock

hard for My wet pussy” !

You do know there is much, much more to this story…I want to be able to whisper all the

details in your ear. So call Me now on Niteflirt.

May 25th, 2008 by admin

Today’s lesson comes in pictorial form to once again drive home my point that there are only

two kinds of cocks on this planet. In My world there are fuckable dicks and unfuckable

dicks. Two brilliant examples are in the photos I’ve displayed for your amusement. Jerome’s

beautiful huge hard cock is one that all sissy cuckold cocksuckers crave, they dream of

getting fucked and dominated by it’s owner and orally worshipping it’s length and girth.

Jerome Big Dick

The other is a shining example of … “What The Fuck is this abomination???” I mean, I don’t

even see a dick. I hope this cock belongs to a hermaphrodite because then he/she would have

an excuse for this bastardization of manhood. I would love to have this non-cock sissy in my

presence. I’d sit him down and school him in the fine art of fucking a REAL cock. Obviously,

he cannot be married or have a girlfriend. What woman in her right mind could get off on

that? I hope this guy has money, the only way I would think of having him in My presence

would be to have him around for Me to humiliate, denigrate and shame his existence on this

planet. A cock like that (if I can be so generous as to call it that) NEEDS to come attached

to a big wallet. He would also need to learn to suck cock like a well seasoned slut. I can

teach that skill, cocksucking is an art, one which Jerome is very demanding of.

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So with that in mind, I’ve started Queen Joanna’s Royal College of Cocksuckers, an

institution dedicated to upholding and preserving World-Class Cocksucking Standards. Of

course I am Head Mistress of the College and Jerome is Master. Tuition is 500.00 per

semester, payable in full before classes begin or in installments for the fat wallet

deprived. Some student cocksuckers may be eligible for Our Scholarship Program which is

based on whether they are frequent callers to Queen Joanna, these are to be decided at my

discrection. The program curriculum consists of in-class tutorials and lectures, to be

delivered via telephone or email, rigorous and vigilant weekly surpise quizzes and will

include monthly cocksucking examinations .

There is a mandatory hands on component in which you will need to find a dick to perform

fellatio on and write a report about this, which will be published right here on My website.

Further details will come upon registration. Successful Graduation from the Program will

allow you to confidently be the cocksucking SLUT you’ve always wished you could be. I

consider this a humanitarian mission in My life and am dedicated to bringing excellence to

the world of cuckolding and fellatio in general. Those wishing to apply need to contact Me

by phone at once. Register now as there are limited spaces available .

May 25th, 2008 by admin

Fuckface is a relatively new boy I’ve been speaking to. He’s a useless boy with no dick to

speak of and isn’t even remotely interesting enough to amuse Me OR Jerome. The only thing we

keep him around for is his love of keeping Me smiling with his steady tributes. I’ll give

him this much, he knows that a Big Black King Cock like Jeromes needs to be worshipped and

adored by inferior white boys like himself and that a Queen of my magnitude can only be

satiated by useless boys like him with financial contributions. Oh, he’s a Daddy’s boy

anyhow…waiting on family money. The little fag told Jerome and I that we are now the

beneficiaries on his Last Will and Testament. Now THAT makes a girl smile huh? LOL

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I informed him that upon his demise the cocksuckers ashes will be poured down a storm drain.

Jerome decided he’d like to keep the urn to use as a spittoon at poker games he hosts at his

home. Fitting? I think so. Why should I care what happens to the maggot after the money is

in my hands. Frankly, I deserve it for putting up with his sorry cuckold sissy boy ass. He’s

just another chronic masturbator who desperately needs Me to control his pathetic life. He

just needs to keep paying Me, just for his recognition that I am a superior Female and

Jerome his African King. I want to guide that Huge Black Dick into fuckface’s cock slit and

make him choke on Jerome’s greatness. LOL

May 25th, 2008 by admin

The fine art of comparing BIG cocks to little nubs came early to Me. When I was a teen I

already knew that I liked the little dick cuckold boys, if only for the redeeming fun of a

real good head fuck. REAL sexual fucking and cumming is reserved for the real Men with Real

BIG cocks. That sentiment remains the same now as I perfect my skills as a Humiliatrix and

degrade the little cocks. Sooo much fun can be had when I line them up side by side as in

this pic that was sent to Me.

It gives warm and fuzzy sadistic thoughts to look at this pic. It piques my imagination and

whets my appetite for Jerome’s HUGE dick. Doesn’t it do the same to you fag boy? I know how

you all long for Jerome’s thick black cock to fuck your face with a gusto that can only be

mustered by a REAL Man looking to humiliate a tiny dick sissy cuckold such as yourself by

cumming copiously all over you. Imagine the humilation when I have you drop your pants for

My girlfriends…JUST so they can laugh at the dickless wonder. You could become, should you

measure up (wallet wise) My court jester. I want you, tiny dick pig bois to send Me all your

little dick pics along with a paragraph telling Me why you should become the Queen’s poster

boy for the month of May. Each month I will pick a new and deserving poster boy. What do you

get out of it? The satisfaction of knowing you’ve tributed your Queen in a way which is

deserving of a little of My attention and a spot on My blog. Also, the knowledge that you

have made Me smile….? Priceless !

May 25th, 2008 by admin

Lance is one persistent cuckold boy who calls Me. I want to tell you about him today because

he made Me, your Cuckoldress, so proud last night when we spoke. Lance first called Me a few

weeks back telling Me about his really hot girlfriend, about how she deserves someone who

will fuck her the way she needs to be fucked. The way he told it to me, the girlfriend is

very cute, hot and gets what she wants when she wants it. I like her already! Lance however,

had ideas in his head.

He desperately wanted to be cuckolded by this hot young woman. I told him he’d have to be

bold and arrange it somehow so that she either was told she could fuck outside the

relationship and get what she needs or set it up so that she gets the picture. Well seems

last weekend, she got the picture. Lance and his girlfriend (I’ll call her Cindy) went away

for the weekend with some friends and he’d noticed how Cindy was looking at this hot piece

of real Man.

Let me skip to the good part here, because Lance ended up not sleeping in his room and gave

the Real Man his key and told him Cindy wanted to speak to him in her room. Lance told me

they met at breakfast the next morning and Cindy was aglow with that “I got fucked real good

by a big dick” look. He was ecstatic that she looked so beautiful, he said she was giddy and

radiant, he’d never seen her like that before.

Well, I think she finally got what she needed and got fucked 5 ways till Sunday, the way

she’d needed all along. Take note loser boys, not all men are created equal. Obviously,

there was something about this guy that made him a complete package to her. So much so, that

she had the new boyfriend move into the home where Lance and Cindy live. Cindy has taken

this opportunity and run with it. She is my kind of girl !

Lance has moved out of the bedroom he once shared with Cindy and is in the spare room now.

The dynamics of that household are forever changed, the boyfriend is now the Alpha male . In

fact, Lance is putting him on his company payroll and he’ll be getting a generous salary. He

now cannot touch Cindy, save for licking her feet when he sees them bare. He will be

relegated to jerking off thinking about how well she’s being fucked by her Real Man. LOL I

think this is FABULOUS !! and it’s only the beginning ! Wooohoooo for Cindy! I must admit,

though Lance was incapable of fucking her properly, he makes amends by financing the entire

dream of a life.

I think Lance needs to thank the Real Man for fucking her so well and keeping Cindy so

happy, don’t you? He kept telling Me that he wants to be friends with this guy but that he’s

intimidated by him (as he should be) . Lance, this Man is not interested in making friends

with you, he wants to keep fucking your girlfriend is all and making a submissive cuckold

and money slave out of you!
Lance asked Me if I would attend their wedding, I think I’d actually entertain that thought.

Brings a tear to My eye lol when I hear about superior Alpha Females getting exactly what

they want and deserve. THIS is one hell of a Cuckoldress….5 stars for Princess Cindy!

May 25th, 2008 by admin

I’ve had some very interesting calls of late. A whole lot of my boys are seeking Queen

Joanna’s assistance in converting their vanilla relationships into one of the cuckolding

variety. I’m going to give you all a few pointers here today. First off, you cannot turn a

sow’s ear into a silk purse ok?

If your wife or girlfriend is of the June Cleaver churchgoing variety of nice girl, chances

are you won’t get very far in your quest to make a big cock slut out of her. With this in

mind, I think the best way to get anywhere with her is open communication, without it you

will get no where and it quite possibly could end your relationship as you know it. It’s

imperative that you be able to speak your desires to her without fear of judgement. This

isn’t something you spring on her one night in hopes of her falling in love with the idea,

you need to pave the way to this.

Cuckoldress Joanna

Perhaps letting her know a few of your smaller predelictions and fetishes, let’s say you

have a desire to see her get impaled by a huge cock. These types of desires are not

uncommon, though she may well balk at the idea. My point is start slow, with scenes that you

think may pique her interest. You need to make it appealing to her, simply arming her with

the knowledge that seeing her with a superior Man would make your cock hard as granite will

sometimes suffice. Of course, some women won’t need much prodding and others will need some

time to warm to the idea. She needs to be assured that this is what you want because you

want her sexually satisfied by a huge cock that’s worthy of her pussy, one that will make

her CUM big…unlike yours ! LOL I can’t possibly delve into detail here, also there are too

many variables, I need to hear your particular story to help you wannabes get to be Real

Time…You need to call Me for those details and suggestions that will get you, cuckold boy,

where you need to be ! On the path to becoming a cuckold to a REAL Woman.

May 25th, 2008 by admin

I am having a wonderful time this month, your Cuckoldress is enjoying all the new cuckold

subbies who are calling Me through Niteflirt to beg for Jerome’s cock, some are even begging

to take Jerome’s place. Granted, My Big Black Bull has a special place in My life, Mine is

not an easy pussy to fill you know. LOL I am a Size Queen the likes of which you probably

don’t see everyday. Jerome’s big black dick is not something which I’m willing to give up.

I think my cuckold hubby Jim would miss his cocksucking sessions with him. The little fag

pig boy would miss all the subtle and not so subtle humiliation he receives from Jerome.

It’s one thing when I humiliate him in front of my girlfriends and in front of his friends,

but when Jerome does it….MMmmm there’s just a certain finesse to his methods that humiliates

him to the core of his manhood. Pfftt…what manhood?? The 4 inch stub of a cock? That’s a

clit in my opinion.
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What could be sweeter for a cuckold husband than a cheating wife who demands he be present

during her big dick fuck sessions with her boyfriend? Probably, the cum eating extravaganza

that follows. Isn’t that right boys? LOL
You boys are aware of how busy I am lately…make sure you call when you see that I’m taking

calls on Niteflirt. By the way, I’ve added a button on the right, so that you may message Me

through Yahoo messenger. DON’T make the sad assumption that I am going to answer you if

you’ve not clicked a tribute button or are about to call Me. Make it worth my while, entice

Me to answer your drivel. Surprise Me, be creative in how you approach Me. Your main

objective is to please Me…is it not?

I’m taking calls this evening on Niteflirt, you may want to get in line. Come hear all about

my adventures as a Cuckoldress and cheating wife.

May 25th, 2008 by admin

I get so many calls from under-endowed husbands and boyfriends who actually wonder why they

are being cheated on by their wives and girlfriends. Are they living in a dreamland where

tiny cocks are acceptable ? Are they living in some fantasy realm where the wife will be

satisfied because “she loves” him? and don’t these little closet cocksuckers know that most

women are Size Queens just like me ? I like setting this record straight…I tell no

fairytales. I love discussing the cuckold lifestyle but I refuse to lie and tell you she’s

not fucking around on your pathetic cock because you KNOW she is.

What in the world would this pseudo-man be thinking when he finds out his wife has been

banging hot, HUGE cock? I know what he should be thinking and that is…” I am the luckiest

guy in the world that my wife picks up BIG DICK, fucks it and brings me home a creampie!!! ”

Let’s get this straight, tiny dicks are to be humiliated and controlled, most are chronic

jerkoffs anyhow, who can’t seem to leave it alone. Big cocks, like Jerome’s in the photos

are to be fucked and sucked and made to cum by way of pussy, mouth or ass. For those of you

who don’t get it I have a visual for you all.

May 25th, 2008 by admin

Surprise surprise…I love surprises. I received a nice big package in the mail from one of My

boys. He gifted Me a whole collection of Origins bath products. They are My absolute

favorite and since I can’t purchase them where I live, it makes it extra special. I just

happened to mention My love of citrus scented bath products and I received tangerine,

grapefruit and lemon scented candles, bubblebath, soap, bath salts and skin moisturizer.

Now, that is how you get My attention ! Presents to your Queen bring a smile to my face, it

would behoove you cuckold subbies to take his lead. Wouldn’t it just make that little clit

of yours hard to know that the soap you gifted Me is cleaning the last traces of cum left

from Jerome’s hard fucking?? It should be you here licking it all up ! LOL

Here’s what some of you guys are not understanding. I am not here for your amusement. You,

dear cuckold cocksuckers are here to delight Me with your antics. You are here to make Me

laugh and giggle at your tiny appendage bouncing around while you dance for Jerome and I.

Jerome loves to hear all about your phonesex calls to Me, your pathetic attempts to gain My

attention infinitely intrigue him. He continually asks if I found a new cuckie cocksucker

for him to play with. I usually tell him I’ve found no one who is worthy to kneel for his

spectacular huge black cock, but I do keep seaching. lol
Jim, my cuckold husband is enamored with Jerome’s fine cock, as I’ve told some of you, I’ve

come home from shopping to find Jerome waiting for Me in my living room with Jim kneeling

between his legs servicing my big black stud. The sight of my submissive bitch boy sucking

cock makes me instantly soak my pretty panties.